"I'm the type to say fuck the world but still try and save it."

Epitome of random. Movie quoter. Music Connoisseur. Caffeine fiend. Information addict. Soul music lover. Host of "The Shrine" on Gidilounge Radio. Hardcore Fela Kuti fan. I'm so naija. I make ladies drop their panties like clumsy Victoria Secret sales reps. Fondness for soup, wines, Thandie Newton and BlackBerrys. Foul-mouthed sweet talker. Tarantino fan. I believe in myself even more than Kanye West. I'm harder, better, faster, wittier and better looking than most people. Bottom line, I live in the neighborhood, work for the “man” and drive an old school classic. Yada yada yada. I am Benny Bing. Follow me on twitter @bennybing. Email- bennybing@gmail.com

Once again, bikini’s ain’t for everybody. Shit, swimwear ain’t for everybody. The summer is the time when people like to wear less and the beach is the wear less oyster. And ya know, that’s fine. On the beach, you can do what the fuck you want. The goal is to be in the water. However, if your ass is wearing a bikini that looks offended to be associated with you… Houston, we have a problem. Just stop it.

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