Once again, bikini’s ain’t for everybody. Shit, swimwear ain’t for everybody. The summer is the time when people like to wear less and the beach is the wear less oyster. And ya know, that’s fine. On the beach, you can do what the fuck you want. The goal is to be in the water. However, if your ass is wearing a bikini that looks offended to be associated with you… Houston, we have a problem. Just stop it.

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